I better not attend the Kentucky Derby today. It will much better for me not to attend. Once again, I will watch the race in the comfort of my own home…the house that needs to be straightened up a bit. Nothing worse than watching the Kentucky Derby in a house that is not particularly and perfectly tidy. Well…one thing is worse…what if I had no snacks and no drinks? Shameful!
Don’t worry one little bit…I always have snacks. And I will vacuum before the horses begin the race…before they even leave the barns. I can somehow get my entire act together!
And they’re off!!
One problem…the reason I certainly am not invited to Louisville, Kentucky for the big race…I DO NOT OWN A FANCY HAT!
Fortunately…I have put together a collection of potential hats for next year. Yes…2018 will be my Kentucky Derby attendance year. Unless I am invited to Hawaii or perhaps Switzerland for the month of May. If so, forget the Kentucky Derby for me!
And Now…My Better Than Best Hat Choices For Next Year…
***The hat pictured above is my favorite because of the monogram! Some people from Texas sort of like their initials on things…no idea why!***
As In Any Race Of This Magnitude…There Are The Losers. And Now For The Incredibly Lousy Hats…According To Me!
Double dislike on the feather disaster pictured above!
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