Listen…people are starting to talk about you. Yes…you! They know good and well that you need a vacation. Not just a fast trip around the block to a neighbor’s house or a weekend foray to see the Bluebonnets…or whatever wildflowers grow in your area.
Even seeing the flowers would not be enough. You need a real vacation where you can sleep late, have dinner when you want to have dinner, read a good book (or any book) by the lake…just do exactly what you want to do…not what THEY want you to do. Come on now…you know who THEY are! THEY are most likely on vacation right now and flew there on a private plane. You need out of this town immediately and pronto!
SYMPTOMS OF A REMARKABLE VACATION…
NO CELL PHONE!
NO TEXT MESSAGES!
NO EMAILS!
NO BORING MEETINGS!
NO ENDLESS QUESTIONS!
NO DESK!
NO HEADACHE MEDICINE!
NO LISTENING TO THE NEWS!
NO REPORT TO COMPLETE IN 30 MINUTES!
NO COMMUTE!
NO HASSLE!
NO LOUDSPEAKER CALLING YOUR NAME!
NO PERSON REMEMBERING YOUR NAME!
NO FROWNS!
NO NEW WRINKLES!
NO BROKEN PRINTERS!
NO WORKING RIDICULOUSLY LATE!
NO QUILT ABOUT NOT WORKING LATE!
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Ah, a real vacation. Sounds great to me. I better get to packin – as they say in Arkansas. Ha
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I am fixin’ to start packin’, but I’m gonna go shoppin’ first!
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Hey, you fit right in with your Arkie talk.
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Everyone needs to recharge their batteries at some point and guess what – the world keeps turning even if we get off the merrygoround of daily life! No one is indispensable 😃😃
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I so agree! This was a lighthearted post, but the basic premise is so true!
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